If you missed the weigh-ins here's kind of how the speeches went......
"I tell you what Dave...I've got the greatest sponsors in the industry. I got up this morning at the Holiday Inn and was taking the trip to the lake in my Toyota Tundra powered by a 5.4 liter V6 pulling my Triton TR-21 with a 250-horse SHO on the back I thought to myself man I'm a lucky guy. I get to fish the Bassmaster Classic. I get to throw my new prototype Smithwick Rogue on 10-pound Sunline Sniper on a Castaway rod with the new EXO reels attached while most guys are at home working. The temps were cold this week, but thanks to my UnderArmour Base layer followed up with my Lee Dungarees and over that my Simms Rainwear I thought it was summer in Florida. Things started out slow this morning but about mid-day I decided to have a Diet Mt. Dew and put some KVD endorsed Fish Stix fish attractant on my clown-colored Smithwick Rogue and that did the trick. The fish started crushing that thing. It was incredible. One last thing Dave...I have to thank my Lord and Savior, sweet, snuggly 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus. For without him I wouldn't have been able to catch my 11 pound bag and I likely wouldn't be sitting where I am in 41st place."
(That example is purely fictional but I think you get the picture.)
Not all of them made it sound that ridiculous. Some anglers thanked their sponsors broadly or not really at all. As spectators that's what we deserve. Real commentary not a sales pitch. I think anglers should spend more time addressing their sponsorship roles like PGA golfers do rather than imitating Nascar drivers. JMO